Sunday, April 3, 2011

1-800-Museyou

Helloooo?
YES, I am an accredited and licensed muse.
How may I help you?

Hm...let's see what we shall see..shall we?
oh!
Hold please.

*One Hour Later*
Hi, thanks for...
ooo, ok, slow down dear...
yes
yes
HAAAAHAAAA, no I don't think that would fit there.


Lookit, chill baby chill
You are feeling angry and frustrated and violent, correct?
I inspired that
What?
You think it's all brilliant ideas, kittens and sunshine?

That will be $99.99
And don't worry, your credit card has already been debted.
Thank you
Now go forth and write like the devil!!


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